The Secret of Life

Couple of guys sittin' 'round drinkin'

Down at the Starlight Bar

One of them says "You know I've been thinking"

Other one says "That won't get you too far"

He says "This is your life, and welcome to it"

"It's just working and drinking and dreams"

"Ad on TV says just do it"

"Hell,if I know what that means"

The secret of life is a good cup of coffee

The secret of life is keep your eye on the ball

The secret of life is a beautiful woman

Marilyn stares down from the bar room wall

You and me, we're just a couple of zeros

Just a couple of down and outs

But movie stars and football heroes

What do they got to be unhappy about,yeah

So they turn to the bartender

"Sam, what do you think"

"What's the key that unlocks that door?"

Sam don't say nothing, just wipes off the bar

And he pours them a couple more

'Cause the secret of life is in Sam's martinis

The secret of life is in Marilyn's eyes

The secret of life is in Monday Night Football

Rolling Stones records

Mom's apple pies

Sam looks up from his Sunday paper

Says "boys, you're on the wrong track"

"The secret of life is there ain't no secret"

"And you don't get your money back"

Hey, the secret of life is getting up early

The secret of life is staying up late

The secret of life is to try not to hurry

But don't wait,don't wait

The secret of life is a good cup of coffee

The secret of life is keep your eye on the ball

The secret of life is to find the right woman

The secret of life is nothing at all

Oh, it's nothing at all

Oh,the secret of life

Couple of guys sittin' 'round drinkin'

Down at the Starlight Bar

One of them says "You know I've been thinking"

Other one says "That won't get you too far"

That won't get you too far